|—||Max Ehrmann, “Desiderata” (via dumbwhitegirl)|
And every time they wanted to fly they had to take off like an airplane
trying to train a weak pokemon and it faints so you bring in your strongest pokemon and absolutely murder them in revenge
moist is a disgusting word because it’s the only word that can describe both a cake and a diaper
i love spring bc persephone gets to leave the underworld and be with her mom
grapes with seeds can go to hell
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
i accidentally grabbed the wrong shopping cart but am hoping this kid will stop screaming soon because i am not raising a cry baby
dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that
sorry i only date pokemon masters
april showers bring gay powers