(笑)

bat:

8:00pm

give me a name and i’ll tell you about a person i know with that name!
My wife is not a handbag. If she doesn’t want to come, she doesn’t want to come. She is her own person and has her own life.
Thomas Müller when asked why his wife didn’t attend the World Cup In Brazil  (via juliyeahh)

nosdrinker:

not flushing public toilets should be a felony


Claude Monet
Roses (Les Roses) (1925–26)

Claude Monet

Roses (Les Roses) (1925–26)

jaequeer:

play cruel angel’s thesis at my funeral so that the intro will trick people into thinking it’s some sad gospel but when really it’s a groovy tune that will make them jam out around my grave

eager-eevee:

*pays for college using pokemon cards*

cloppinq:

i wonder if dogs think people r cute too

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.
n.t.  (via the-blossom-tree)