masturbate?? more like celebrate!! living a pure n holy life!!
*takes 2 steps outside*
*feels a slight breeze*
*goes back inside*
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
hearing people chew is seriously the worst sound in the world
my mom cried over wife swap earlier today
basically all i want in life is love, food and a successful text post.
in all my years i have never finished a pencil
wildcats are red
corbins are bleu
this could be the start
of something new
literally want to be rich for the clothes
how do i tell someone i don’t care without sounding like i don’t care