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australiansanta:

spaghetti? oh no i only eat swaghetti sir

fartgallery:

if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor

mysticaljew:

dumb teen boy posts another selfie

mysticaljew:

dumb teen boy posts another selfie

invades:

cum at me summer im ready for you

invades:

cum at me summer im ready for you

doritoslocostacosupreme:

when i die, i want tacos from taco bell to be put in my coffin or crumpled up with my ashes

googledoc:

why study when you can look cute instead

googledoc:

why study when you can look cute instead

Marcy Playground - Sherry Fraser
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desfeuxdartifices:

Sherry Fraser - Marcy Playground

curryx:

aaah i hate it when people dismiss it when i point out a dog. go look at the dog. dont just say whatever and keep talking. look at the dog and say something about it

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But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.
David Wong  (via boneshard)

forever:

i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description

armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

niallj:

i probably still have a crush on danny phantom somewhere deep in my soul